Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Who is xcaliz0rz?

I'll tell you who. Well, kinda.
Sorry to 'de-mystify' him (kinda), but I'm not sure I've seen an okay profile on this genius man to date.


This is a picture of Bruce. Bruce is xcaliz0rz.

Location: Houston, Texas

Platforms of Choice: Xbox 360 and PC

Youtube Screen Name: xcaliz0rz
This screenname was derived from a prior one 'xcaliber', and was change to xcalizorz for the sake of uniqueness,

Xbox Live Gamertag: Thee3nd

Famous catchphrases: "Suprise BITCH!", "P*ss chugging sh*t head", amongst many other remarks concerning teammates that don't pull their weight or who have an inclination for dying during COD zombie game modes or matches of domination.

Age: 22

Nationality: Part Asian.

Occupation: Youtuber? Gamer and youtube commentator. And not a pansy 'oh sometimes I make a vlog about my truck and its suspension' youtuber, but a legitimate account holder that seriously racks up views (his machinima vids get upwards of 750,000 hits, meaning that xcal gets a pretty pay check at the end of it).

GPA: Graduated with a 2.9. Intelligent but according to the source himself, slacked off and had no penchant for tertiary education. 

Social Life: Bruce addressed this during a drunken twitter interview with well.. everyone. Keenancornelius asked 'do you have a normal social life that you have to balance with video games or do you find you are sometimes lonely?', to which xcal himself replied " i have no problem going out to do things with friends if they ask. wasnt always like that but i've moved on from dark times."

So it looks as if Bruce does enjoy a selective social life, but his channel content and frequency of uploads indicates that a lot of his time is dedicated to gaming/commentating. 

Competitive Gaming: He has zero desire to enter any sorts of competition, and elaborates in a zombie commentary video that he felt as if he reached a competitive peak at age 16 playing Battlefield/Badcompany (I forget). Recently he refused to enter a FFA competition in which he would face fellow commentators, probably because he has nothing to prove. Although he has no inclination for general competition, Bruce is indeed a significantly skilled player in both Call of Duty and other game titles, in which he uses uncommon weapon classes and uncharacteristically (in comparison to other commentators) plays the objective, and achieves incredible kill counts and xp scores.

Game Series to Date:
- Call of Duty: COD 4 Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare 2 (MW2), Black Ops
- Fallout: New Vegas
- Monday Night Combat
- Perfect Dark
- Mass Effect 2
- Batman: Arkham Asylum

...and my laptops dying. I will upload more info later.

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